Staff Wanted ||

[CHEERiO!]

So I'm taking names and I'm writing them down!
Line up, prepare yourselves for inspection.
Create a neat and tidy appearance or I'll not even take a second look at you, recruits.
You, wash your hair!
You over there, clean your face!
You, the person with the flesh, straighten your clothes!
Look, men, this could be the most important day of your lives…

YOU'RE TRYING OUT FOR
THE SOLITARY
STAFF TEAM!

I hope you enjoy your stay here, whether or not you are chosen for the specific and sole task of moderator and I hope you straighten yourself up and prepare for future openings, too!
Now, spit spot, shine those shoes, and fill out that form! ATTENTION!

DROP AND GIVE ME FORTY:
Give a role-play example. If you need a prompt, there is one below, please use it and only it.
LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT, LEFT:
Give a brief description of yourself. Name, gender, age, habits, qualities, quirks, fantasies, dreams, goals, aspirations, even your favorite color works!
ATTENTION!:
Tell me, soldier, what makes you good enough for this spot? What makes you worthy? Does this potential job make you writhe with aspiration? Does this potential job make you want to perform at 110%? Or do you just want to bask in the fame of moderation? GIVE ME DETAILS, SIR!
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD:
Tell me what you would offer to The Solitary if you were accepted into the staff!.

[b][i]DROP AND GIVE ME FORTY:[/i][/b]

[b][i]LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT, LEFT:[/i][/b]

[b][i]ATTENTION!:[/i][/b]

[b][i]I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD:[/i][/b]

Please take this in all seriousness. As much as we like to have fun and chill out around here, we also need a strong, active administration team that would be willing to take over if ever needed. As a moderator and the current second highest position on our staff team, it would be your duty (Until a higher position is found) to keep this place running!
Also, DO NOT hold back on auditions because you want a higher spot!! If we give out a higher position, we will first have an audition between our moderators to promote them! You may move up from the rank of mod to lieutenant to co-administrator, but you may not start out as a normal member and go straight to lieutenant!

The slender wolf walked tentatively through the forest, her small feet touching the ground soundlessly. Her eyes, though working poorly, still scanned for any danger. She had walked into unknown territory. Who's place was this? Were they friendly? Were they evil? Were they hunter, prey, or scavenger? Would they perceive her as a threat? She dearly hoped that if anyone found her, they would leave her be!

(Make your post as if a character (can be one you're already using in role-play or one you haven't yet created) was the leader of a pack)